I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
This house was built for laser tag.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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