i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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