new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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