i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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