i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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