Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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