dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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