i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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