oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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