I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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