hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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