I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
