I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
