And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
people are starting to question the shark bite story
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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