so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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