He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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