escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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