the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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