the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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