Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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