normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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