Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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