Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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