So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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