Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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