this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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