can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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