The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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