I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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