they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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