No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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