Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
His nipple licking is glorious
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