adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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