Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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