Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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