so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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