Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
