so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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