whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Green mimosas i think yes
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I need to calm my uterus...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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