Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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