i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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