remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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