He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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