Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
he's single and there are thong briefs.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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