We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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