Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I am available for nakedness
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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