Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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