I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
Randomize