I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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