About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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