Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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