i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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