ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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