Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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